I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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