Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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