I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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