are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Who wears a wallet chain?!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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