I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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