I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
