so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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