i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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