we made out on top of his cat.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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