He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think my vagina is haunted
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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