are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want to walk on stilts...naked
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
and you fell through a lawn chair
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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