CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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