Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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