sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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