What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i now understand why vodka
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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