Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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