Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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