dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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