walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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