Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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