I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
