I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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