How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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