just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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