I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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