he puts the penis in happiness.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
ok first of all what the fuck
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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