Dual....:-)
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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