im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
is this the sara with the beer cane?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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