i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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