Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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