I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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Do I have a choice?
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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