Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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