The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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