I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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