doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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