If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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