Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
there's paper in my vomit.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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