DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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