he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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