ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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