My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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