Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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