i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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