I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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