Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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