Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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We are two peas in an std pod
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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