He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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