last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He has the fingertips of a God
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