OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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