was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
is it fun? or sober?
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