I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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