You're so nebulous sometimes
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We need to get me chipped asap
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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