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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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