I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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