So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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