Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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