I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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