OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I died a long time ago.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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