the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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