Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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