Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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