so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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