If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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