Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Drunk is not a location!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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