Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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