do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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