does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
