i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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