Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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